Someone Wrecked Mom's Car... it was bg

Submitted by: Brian Hadley

2009-12-18

It turns out that when you are drunk the little red arrow at the intersection does not mean STOP... come to find out it means go ahead and run right into the back of Bg while he waiting for the green arrow.

There I was just minding my own business thinking of my lovely wife and perhaps stopping at the gas station to get a soda on my way home from work. While waiting to turn an uninsured drunk driver took it upon himself to plow into me at, let's say around 50mph (cause it sounds good). I was then forced to call the cops and ambulance as the other driver got back into his vehicle and was attempting to start it, I assume because he was drunk and didn't want to be there when the cops came. Luckily his vehicle would not start and he was arrested on scene.

Upon arrival at the hospital I was given a CT scan and told that I had severe whip lash and an air bubble in front of my trachea, which may be serious but not likely. It just has to be monitored for a few days.

I was happy to see on the arrest list later that this was the man's 2+ DUI (at least 3rd). Oh he had absolutely no injuries from the accident.

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