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Dog Experiences Best Day Of Her Life For 400th Consecutive Day

Submitted by: bg

2010-03-02

HURRICANE, UT—Family dog Pumpkin experienced the best day of her life for the 400th straight day Monday, the deer like fox dog reported. "I got to go outside! I got to sniff the bush!" Pumpkin said, wagging excitedly. "I saw a squirrel and I barked at it and it ran up the tree! Then I came back inside, and the short chubby man let me have a little piece of bacon and then I drank from the toilet!" Pumpkin will experience the best day of her life once again tomorrow, when she digs a hole, chews on a stuffed animal, and almost catches her tail.

Based on a story from The Onion.

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Comment by JennHadley on 2010-03-04

Congratulations Pumpkin! That's awesome. I wish I could bark at squirrels and eat bacon; however, I don't know about the whole toilet bowl experience. To each his own!

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